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How many did you get right?

0. You're not very good at this, are you?
7
30%
1. That's rather poor, considering how easy the questions were
2
9%
2. Got half of them right!!!
3
13%
3. That's pretty good!
6
26%
4. Excellent! Well done! Be honest - have you seen this before?
5
22%
 
Total votes : 23

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Postby Angoid » Thu Mar 02, 2006 1:20 pm

OK. Let's try this little test. It's in the form of four questions. Make a note (mental or otherwise) of your answers and then use that to cast your vote in the poll. It's easier than it seems. To see each answer, highlight the white text between "<<" and ">>" after the word "Answer:"

Question 1:
How do you put an Elephant into the refrigerator?
Answer:
<<Open the door, put the Elephant in, close the door. Anything else is wrong. Did you get it right?>>

Question 2:
How do you put a Giraffe into the refrigerator?
Answer:
<<Wrong Answer: Open the door, put the Giraffe in, close the door.
Correct Answer: Open the door, take the Elephant out, and put the Giraffe in. Close the door. How did you do with that one? Tried to cram both into the same tiny 'fridge? Thought so!
>>


Question 3:
The Lion King calls a conference of all the animals. However, one does not attend. Which one is it and why?
Answer:
<<The Giraffe. He's in the 'fridge, remember?>>


Question 4:
You are required to cross this river, but there is a sign saying, "Danger! Crocodiles!". There is no bridge. How do you cross the river?
Answer:
<<You swim across. All the crocodiles are at the conference, remember?>>

How well did you do :?: Be honest!!!
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Postby Ardens » Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:35 pm

I've answered exactly once question correctly: The first one.

I have heard these questions at least two times before, but I forgot about them. With this little quiz, you can fool me again and again. :mrgreen:
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Postby Lady Ryu » Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:51 pm

well, i heard about the first 2, and then also the others aren't that hard anymore, that's why
i've got full points.
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Postby Grania » Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:07 pm

I'm not stating an answer - unfortunately I could see to read the answers, and my eyes read automatically :mrgreen:
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Postby Eternal_Silence » Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:01 pm

I got them all wrong :mrgreen:

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Postby Beth » Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:05 am

Grania wrote:I'm not stating an answer - unfortunately I could see to read the answers, and my eyes read automatically :mrgreen:


ROFL So did I G,.... ut they did give me a good laugh LOL

Those were great Angus!!
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Postby Niamh » Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:43 pm

I was just watching the topics in this board and find this one, I had them all correct, because it's a joke I heard so many times before
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Postby Jim » Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:51 am

I've seen it before as well, but it's still funny! :lol:
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Postby Wil » Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:54 am

I knew it!!!!!!! All of my answers where wrong..... :D
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Postby lothlorien » Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:07 am

hehe I've heard this joke so many times, but I had one woring though, bout the crocodiles LOL
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Postby Methica » Tue May 09, 2006 5:23 pm

Old topic, new answer..LOL

Got them all right.. We had this test on school one day with Aprils 1st...:P
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Postby lilly » Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:32 pm

Hehe...I know this is an old topic, but I got all of them right. It doesn't count for me though because my Science teacher told us these in class the other day! :P :lol:
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Postby Keiko » Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:40 pm

Nope.. I'm fooled again! I heard this joke before, I totally forgot about it!

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Postby irish at heart » Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:04 pm

lol..I didn't get any of them right..I've never heard this before.
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Postby koseklumpen » Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:43 am

Hehe, how funny, I got the first three right (the ones I knew before ;))

Great test, loved it!
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