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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:59 pm
by dids
I made only one mistake...

I have more of this kind:

Q: How do you know that an elephant got in the refrigerator?
A: you can see his traces in the butter...

Q: How the elephants come down from the trees?
A: they sit on leaves and wait for the autumn...

Q: Why are the crocodiles so flat?
A: they always walk during autumn when elephants are parachuting...

Q: Why rhinoceros runs in dense groups?
A: To listen to the car radio installed on the rhinoceros in the middle...

Q: Why elephants runs in dense groups?
A: To make believe to the rhinoceros that they have a car radio...

Q: how do you put 4 elephants in a car?
A: two on the frontseats, two on the backseats...

:mrgreen:

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:04 am
by Beldaran
I had everything correct, but, yeah, I'm honest - I knew this before!! :D

It's real fun, I think!! :lol:



Love,
Belda

PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:59 pm
by Nigel
I got a zero, oh well..... :D

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:51 am
by eadgyth
I got all but the last one. I did know the first two before, though.

I have another one for you:

Q: What is the difference between a waterfall?
A: The higher the more splash.

Q: What is the difference between a crocodile?
A: The greener the more it snaps.

Two submarines meet in the desert. Says one: "So?", says the other one: "so what?"

(They are a translation from German, so maybe you have the same thing a little differently)