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How many did you get right?

0. You're not very good at this, are you?
1. That's rather poor, considering how easy the questions were
2. Got half of them right!!!
3. That's pretty good!
4. Excellent! Well done! Be honest - have you seen this before?
Total votes : 23

Postby dids » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:59 pm

I made only one mistake...

I have more of this kind:

Q: How do you know that an elephant got in the refrigerator?
A: you can see his traces in the butter...

Q: How the elephants come down from the trees?
A: they sit on leaves and wait for the autumn...

Q: Why are the crocodiles so flat?
A: they always walk during autumn when elephants are parachuting...

Q: Why rhinoceros runs in dense groups?
A: To listen to the car radio installed on the rhinoceros in the middle...

Q: Why elephants runs in dense groups?
A: To make believe to the rhinoceros that they have a car radio...

Q: how do you put 4 elephants in a car?
A: two on the frontseats, two on the backseats...

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Postby Beldaran » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:04 am

I had everything correct, but, yeah, I'm honest - I knew this before!! :D

It's real fun, I think!! :lol:

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Postby Nigel » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:59 pm

I got a zero, oh well..... :D
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Postby eadgyth » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:51 am

I got all but the last one. I did know the first two before, though.

I have another one for you:

Q: What is the difference between a waterfall?
A: The higher the more splash.

Q: What is the difference between a crocodile?
A: The greener the more it snaps.

Two submarines meet in the desert. Says one: "So?", says the other one: "so what?"

(They are a translation from German, so maybe you have the same thing a little differently)
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