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The Pirate Clan

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:09 pm
by lizzy1e
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Ahoy there me hearties. I be Ludicrous Libby the pirate and we're recruiting members for our pirate clan. Our pirate queen, Granuaille, will be needing a crew for her fine ship and we set sail and dawn. Arrrrrrrrrrr (pirates say that a lot, so start practicing - arrrrrrrrrrrrrr). Get your eyepatches and parrots ready cause this is going to be one fabulous voyage. Er... um... arrrrrrrrrrrrrr. So who's with me? And where should we go to first?

Disclaimer:
Please refrain from attempting to amputate limbs. We'll do just fine with all o' them. :mrgreen: Image
Peter The Pirate sez "ARRRR"

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:18 pm
by Grania
*Swings sword around head and brings point-down into deck planks*

Ahoy there lizzy! Do we have any new volunteer crew?
*steps up to side of ship and stands up on bar, brandishing sword*

"Come now all those strong and worthy! Leave the drudgery of land life and join us on the sea - come join my crew and sail to places of which you have only ever dreamed of before..."

Only the seriously brave need apply :D

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:32 pm
by Kosma [PL]
"On her birthday, a little girl is given a pink piggy bank with a shiny new coin to go in it, a picture book about pirates and best of all, two dolls an Angel and a Soldier Boy, small enough to fit in to the palm of her hand.

When she goes to bed, she makes sure that the Angel and the Soldier Boy are safe on her pillow. But at night, while they are all asleep, the pirates jump out of the picture book and steal the coin in the piggy bank. The noise they make wakes the Soldier Boy who chases after them. But his sword is no good against the Pirate Captain's pistol and he is soon taken prisoner.

When the Angel wakes and finds him gone, she sets off bravely in search of him. She discovers his sword by the empty piggy bank so she knows that something is wrong but she doesn't know how many perilous adventures lie in her path before she finds him again. Will the Angel and the Soldier Boy be able to save the stolen treasure from the wicked pirates?"


:wink: :wink: :mrgreen:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:43 pm
by lizzy1e
Arrrr... so I take it, Kosmo, that ye'll be joining us on our perilous journey. Ye'll be seeing many new and amazing sights. In my long career as a pirate I've seen many strange things including a man wrestling a bear. Arrr...

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:51 pm
by Sandy
hehe...I shall be brave and volunteer 8)

...but we must have LEMONS!!! arrrrrrrrrrrrrr Image

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**off to fetch meself an eyepatch & parrot** :wink:

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:55 am
by Turlough
Well if this pirate ship is a sailing ship, you're going to want a real sailor who has taught sailing to people in Boston. I'm in, if you'll have me.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:11 am
by Kosma [PL]
Okay then - this one is for Sandy!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:19 am
by Ardens
LOL, Kosma, "The Angel and the Soldier Boy" was exactly the first thing I thought of when I saw the topic of this thread. :lol:

I agree that we need lots of lemons, they're good to prevent scurvy.
Living as a pirate is so cool, the only thing I don't like is the mouldy rusk. :?
So I propose to plunder some supermarkets along the coast. Get the chocolate!!!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:59 am
by Keiko
Arrrrrrrrr! First man errr Woman :D Keiko the Horrible Pirate with the golden voice,.. LOL!!! wants to climb aboard of this fine ship.. and I, is a volenteer! Absolutely :D (Have no idea what firstmans do soow) I am a champion with the sword. Soooo! and a good singer,.. to entertain these rugh men and womens with scandering songs about the piratelife,.. Arrrrr again :D

Arrrrrrrrr,.. Am I to be accepted,.. let me know... The pidgeon is a fast traveler :D,.. I'll be waiting the call


(this thread IS Hilarious)


Edit// According to Nessies great site my name is now officialy: Keel-Haulin' Doris Morgan :mrgreen: and it's a lot better than my first!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:29 am
by nessieq
Aaaaarrrr, i be Cap'n Mary Bloodbucket, at least accordin til this here web doofer I be..

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

Signin up for a journey cross the seven seeees I beee!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:07 pm
by Katy the Wondermonk
Aye! Arrrrrr!!!!!And ARRGH!
The lemons shall prevent us from becoming wretched with scurvy! May i join ye fine crew of scalliwags? :mrgreen: And don't forget...eat the peels with ye're lemons!
PS apparently, my pirate name is "Cap'n Bernice Firebeard" when I enter Katy and "Fruity Maurice Dawkins" when I enter Katherine accordin to that pirate name site Nessie provided.LOL which one do ya all think I should take up?? :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:56 pm
by Sandy
One eyepatch & parrot coming up... :mrgreen:
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Now as for my name...hehe...
either 'Jelly Bones Marilyn' (seriously!!! :mrgreen: ) or 'Pirate Nancy the Fashionably Late' :lol: :lol: :lol: I personally prefer the second one...
arrrrrrrrrrr...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:44 pm
by AndyPandy
Yarrrrrr! I be Pegleg Panderson. I lost my leg many years ago in a poker game, the stakes were indeed too high, arrrr :(

Since then i've never gambled yarrrrr, but stolen booty aplenty.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:03 pm
by Macha
Ahoy Liz and ness, that's a great idea! :wink: I'm the Cap'n Jasmine Poopdeck, HEHEHE. :mrgreen:

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:32 pm
by Grania
Well, me great crew, I'll be takin' no of those names - as the great Queen herself gave me hers :D
If we're all aboard and ready, then I'll thank ye'all to get ready to sail, set the cloth and raise our flag....and I'll provide you with the design later :wink:

"Come on now you lazy so and so's! Get to work while your captain's here!!!"